by blaatina December 8, 2018

by Heathster August 6, 2007

A East Coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. Yes, its a real religion.
Pineappleism Part Q
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.
by FunkyVandor June 1, 2010

The word used when two people find that a moment has become awkward for both of them. Often when the two are crushing on each other and don't know it.
by Thecoolestpersoninyourheart July 17, 2014

A flexible word, 'pineappled' refers to being fucked around or fucked up. Except in a worse way, (thanks to all those spiky bits).
by Morto September 6, 2005

by IDK MARGRET April 27, 2019

Shawn: I wonder what Urban Dictionary says the definition of pineapple is.
Gary: Let's look it up:
Urban Dictionary: what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid fuck?
Shawn: I am sad
Gary: As am I
Gary: Let's look it up:
Urban Dictionary: what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid fuck?
Shawn: I am sad
Gary: As am I
by pseudojones June 19, 2014
