Pillowed

To be so drunk that you vomit.

"Eeeeew, Phil got pillowed last night."

by DDude700 December 11, 2009

Pillowed

When you are sitting somewhere with someone and they get up and leave the room. You stack all the pillows you can find where they were just sitting so when they return they cannot sit down. Finally, you inform them they have been "pillowed"

Jenny totally pillowed Paul when he left the room. When he came back he had to move all those pillows.

by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011

pillowfight

when you have anal sex and the girl shits all over your dick and balls.

at first we just wanted to fool around but she didn't tell me she had to take a doo-doo and we ended up having a pillowfight and i took a 2-hour shower to get it all off.

by Dicks March 31, 2005

Pillowfriend

A pillowfriend is someone who is super awesome. Different from calling someone your best friend, but similar at the same time. The name was created after "Pillow Talk", a creation for long distance lovers. Of course, the "friend" part of pillowfriend takes the idea and turns it into something for internet friends. Pillowfriends are wonderful, amazing, and simply care about each other so much that all they wish to do is comfort and cuddle the other pillowfriend. They would purchase the "Pillow Talk" wristbands in order to hear each others heartbeat at night while they sleep, and it would enable both people to hear their pillowfriends heartbeat.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about that new Pillow Talk product?
Person 2: Yeah, it sounds cool. I'm thinking about getting it for me and my pillowfriend.

by courtnee da bomb September 6, 2013

Pillowed

The act of driving someone's face into a pillow, while fucking, to shut them up.

"I was with this douchebag last night, and he pillowed me out of nowhere"

"I was fucking Sarah in my parent's basement. She was moaning so loudly, I had to pillow her"

by H_Bishop November 28, 2018

Pillowcide

suicide

If I become terminally ill, please put my pillow over my face and commit pillowcide.

by Betterdeal December 19, 2019

Pillowfile

Incels who prefer fucking a pillow rather than women

Modi was a pillowfile

by Pillowfile May 18, 2023