pillow pants

If you have pillow pants, you do not shave down in your southern regions.

Oh my god, she told me she doesn't shave, she has pillow pants!

by Cherry346 July 9, 2010

Pillow Pants

A pussy internet troll. Someone who creates a fake account on social media to troll with. They post things they wouldn't dare say in real life feeling safe in their anonymity. A pillow pants could also use their real name but simply never use an actual picture in fear of real life consequences of their trolling.

Don't get bent out of shape over that pillow pants, he's just a pussy troll.

by Bleearg February 22, 2026

pillowpants

The little troll that parents put into their daughters pussy that keeps them from having sex. If a penis enters her vagina, pillowpants will bite it off. Pillowpants is peed out on her 21st birthday.

I cant wait for pillowpants to be gone so that I can rail the shit out of my girlfriend!!!

by buzzzzzzzzz July 29, 2006

Pillowpant

A female with massive thighs and ass.

Ms. Pillowpants thought she could hide it with a dress.

by JohnJigidy June 23, 2022

pillowpants

a cute petname given to someone who is very sleepy.

Valerie: I'm so tired. ::yawn:: I think I might just go to bed.
Renan: Ok pillowpants, I'll join in a few minutes.

by valpak August 14, 2006