pig whistles

From the German "Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift" (=" I can't believe it"), which is often translated as a joke by the Germans into the wrong translation "I think my pig whistles". Mostly used by boomers.

Joachim: "I have explosive diarrhoea for the 17th day in a row."
Hans-Jörg: "I think my pig whistles!"

by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

Pig Whistles

Heavy, cumbersome breasts that are so large they emit a high pitched squeal.

"Gianna Michaels pig whistles just nearly perforated my ear drums."

by Horrence Bull August 26, 2013

Pig Whistler

1: Someone who turns in their friend to the cops for personal gain, personal ego, and/or what they feel is revenge.

2: Someone who pretends to be interested in things to get information for leverage.

3: Someone who looks for things in public to report to the cops.

1: "Yo, did you hear about Tnyko? He's a fuckin Pig Whistler, he fucked up and his friend called him on his shit, so the punk bitch Tnyko decided to call the cops on him."

2: "Don't talk to that Pig Whistler Tnyko, he just stores up any little thing he can blackmail you for."

3: "Tnyko the Pig Whistler's just looking for anything to report to the cops."

by K7Leetha July 19, 2011

I think my pig is whistling

The German version of oh my god but for when something unbelievable happens.

Not used much in modern Germany, probably because it sounds so ridiculous

Person 1: The government has announced the existence of aliens!
Person 2: I think my pig is whistling!?!?

by Chef_Bot August 5, 2023

Whistling pig

A southern slang term for armadillos.

Dang blasted whistling pig got itno the garbage again.

by Wolf89 December 25, 2005

Whistling pig

Whistling pig is not an unusual activity among us. But what makes it interesting is why pigs whistle? This question has been puzzling us for centuries. The answer that scientists have found is pigs whistle because they are happy. Most pigs live in a rectangular steel cage everyday; they don’t have entertainment; what they can do is just to eat. Once they have done the eating, the only thing they can do is to whistle. And whistle can help them to relax and the most important function is to help their digest

Whistling pig

by Whistling pig August 31, 2009

Whistling Pig

Anything cute, sweet, or adorable. Whistling pigs can be humans or animals.

Girl: My boyfriend just said I was the best girlfriend ever!
Girl 2: He is such a whistling pig! Awww

by Ninja Alpaca April 5, 2019