When you drop your smart phone on your face when you're looking at it while lying on your back in bed.
by jambdy July 8, 2018
Get the phofall mug.An activity similar to the game 'hot potato', which requires the participation of a male referee and at least two contestants. The referee ejaculates into one of the contestants' mouths and proceeds to play "Der Ententanz" by Werner Thomas. All contestants then must pass the ejaculate (in a clockwise formation) by the act of snowballing the load from one to another. Once the music stops, the contestant currently with the ejaculate must swallow the load and is then ejected from the game. The last contestant remaining becomes the winner. The winner's reward is typically a fisting.
Would you guys mind at least putting a tarp down the next time you decide to play Hot Potaload? Sarah threw up all over her lobster bib during the second round. This has been the messiest family BBQ ever.
by Fluidyne September 8, 2013
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Me: Wow Katie tagged, like, thirty people in that album.
Sean: She's a tagging fiend bro.
Me: Classic photagrapher.
Sean: She's a tagging fiend bro.
Me: Classic photagrapher.
by photography, Facebook October 5, 2011
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Lucy: Have you seen Belindas Facebook Photography Page? She did Jason and Larissa's wedding pictures.
Maria: Yeah, i didnt even know Belinda was a Photographer.
Lucy: Yeah, more like a Photologer!
Maria: Yeah, i didnt even know Belinda was a Photographer.
Lucy: Yeah, more like a Photologer!
by Maclovia Matraca October 18, 2011
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"I can't believe i wound up being a photard AGAIN this year. Man i'm pissed off."
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?"
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?"
by Larry The Bus Driver November 4, 2006
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by CleffedUp May 6, 2010
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by Jimmy Malone July 28, 2010
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