phonebook loner

Used to suggest someone has an unusual or weird name. So unusual in fact it will probably be the only name of its kind listed in the phonebook - hence the term phonebook loner.

Person 1: I'm getting married next month.
Person 2: Oh yeah - what are you going to be known as?
Person 1: Mrs Manibaboo....
Person 2: OMFG! Your going to be such a phonebook loner with that name! There cant be anyone in the area with that name.......

by d(O_o)b July 5, 2009

Phonebook

An ancient deviece used to find a person/business' phone number. Scientists have reciently discovered a link between these and a phone booth.

Description: very large, usually yellow, small print

Grandpa: "Hey Billy can I see your phonebook I need to get the doctors number."
Billy: "Phonebook? Is that english your speaking?"
Grandpa: "No Billy, Ill ask your mother..."

by tnigsTHe wise January 8, 2011

Soggy Chinese Phonebook

When a fat chick has multiple chins and you blow a massive load of cum all over them.

"Man I gave Sarah a soggy chinese phonebook last night"

by Waylin May 11, 2015

Phonebook

A device used to discipline a person who commits a party foul. The guilty offender is slapped in the face with a phonebook.

"John accidentally knocked over a cup playing beer pong, so we phonebooked his ass."

by Mizzikeee April 6, 2008

phonebook manga

A slang term for the weekly manga magazines which are quite common in Japan and nerd specialty stores. These weekly manga are considerably huge and used use thin paper similar to that found in phonebooks, hence the name "Phonebook Manga".

You'd have a lot more space in this room if you threw away some of those phonebook mangas.

by MBorel July 15, 2003

phonezombie

People that are walking watching their mobile phone instead of pay attention.

Phonezombies; distracted mobile phone users, mobile phone users that no longer pay attention.

by EddieMendès August 2, 2018

Phonebooked

After ejaculating on the face of your partner you proceed to smack them with an open phone book, trying to get a loose page to rip out and stick in said ejaculate.

"Last night I took that chick home from the bar and Phonebooked her!"

by Headlackey December 14, 2009