Photomammary

Taking candid pictures of females breasts whilst relaxing at public swimming pools, sipping gin cocktails and wearing a mankini.

But not in a creepy way

Bro #1: Bro, check these out, my Photomammary skills are off the chain
Bro #2: Nice camera work man, so candid. Want another gin?

by Joshiepoos September 21, 2017

Photomath

if you are a parent trying to find what your kid is talking about. fuck off. im not snitching.

no. just no. photomath but only cuz i have to include the word. NO!

by noodle_💛 November 5, 2021

phycoma

When you fuck a chick so hard she falls into a "fucking coma"

Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and I put her into a phycoma.

by Bjforest69 March 10, 2017

photomat

The act of hitting the brakes suddenly while traversing a parking lot, frequently done as a gesture of anger or frustration, simulating a collision with an imaginary parking lot kiosk.

He got pissed off and pulled a photomat causing me to spill my beverage, because he couldn't find a parking space.

by Gametophyte April 12, 2020

Phonomaniac

A person who desires to murder.
A person who has homcidal tendencies.

I think John is a Phonomaniac because he told me of his homicidal tendencies.

by Sociop January 5, 2017

Phonomandibularotography

A very long word.

The scientific name of a screening of your lower jaw.

Hey bro, im going for my daily phonomandibularotography screening, see you later!

WTF IS THAT-

by StickyCheeseSandwich February 13, 2023

Phocomeliaphobia

Fear of underdeveloped limbs. (Baby Arms)

Phocomelia is a congenital condition that involves malformations of human arms and legs which result in a flipper-like appendage. A prominent cause of phocomelia is the mother being prescribed the use of the drug thalidomide during pregnancy; however, the causes of most cases are to be determined.

Occurrence in an individual results in various abnormalities to the face, limbs, ears, nose, vessels and many other underdevelopments. Although operations may improve some abnormalities, many are not surgically treatable due to the lack of nerves and other related structures.

The term is from Ancient Greek φώκη phōkē, "seal (animal)" + -o- interfix + μέλος melos, "limb" + ια -ia suffix). Phocomelia is an extremely rare congenital disorder involving malformation of the limbs (dysmelia). Étienne Geoffroy Saint-Hilaire coined the term in 1836.

Judge: "Mister Pink, why didn't you pay for your beer before exiting the store?"

Mr. Pink: "Crippling phocomeliaphobia. So, this guy wheels around the endcap with this baby arm and..."

Judge: "Say no more. Case dismissed."

by Scotchpole September 19, 2025