pendulum tits

A pair of very large breasts that swing around during doggy-style sex.

Man, she's got some great pendulum tits!

by B.S. Insurgent September 6, 2006

Pendu

The so called GOAT according to chromosome deficient 8 year olds, the Portuguese ghost roams the streets of the Saudi Arabia looking for penalties so that the kids can make "badass" edits about.

friend 1: my girlfriend keeps ghosting me
friend2: oh so shes a pendu?

by Pendogpendufr July 2, 2023

Pendu

He is a ghost from Liechtenstein who feasts on pens. If anyone says penalty he will arrive on the scene in a flash. To make him go away you need to give up your pens to Pendu because that is what he is most obsessed with. If Pendu does not get his penalty he will start to cry and whine for his penalty. He will dive so the ref can give him a free penalty. If the ref sends him off for diving he will trash the whole country of Liechtenstein or Luexembourg and steal all the pens. If you ever encounter Pendu you might just want to call the Barcelona police as the myth that he owns them is just a myth and he ghosts when he sees them. They will arrest him with ease and your pens are safe. Look out Pendu might be hiding in your closet for your pens...

Pendu the ghost attacked me for pens after I said penalty during a FIFA 23 game

by nightotm April 13, 2023

Pendu

A shorter name for the Portuguese penalty merchant Penaldo which was derived from his shorter range of football talents i.e: No vision, passing or effective dribbling whatsoever but scoring only tapins and penalties as well as doing 500 stepovers a match only to partially complete 3 dribbles. This name is also synonymous to Kung-fu Panda due to his similar traits to panda when told to setup a wall for a freekick or his aggressive celebration after scoring a tapin from his teammates hard work.

1. Pendu is my idol, I want to grow up and score tapins and penalties and be called goat.

2. Pendu is mid but we are not allowed to see that.

3. The PSG wall against Manchester City was coached by Pendu.

by High IQ football fan May 9, 2021

pehndu

an urdu/hindi word describing an idiot

M:OHHH SHREE YOU R A PEHNDU

S:OH YOU SALI KUTTI

by SHREE AND MEZ AND GRACEE November 26, 2009

Pendulum-Sledgehammer

The sex move named when an old man with saggy nuts, fucks another doggy-style. During the while his nuts swing up between the other's legs and hit them in the jaw, knocking them out cold.

Doctor: I'm not sure how to explain this, but your grandmother passed away. She couldn't return from the coma she was in after your grandfather hit her with his Pendulum-Sledgehammer.

by Fierce Hans May 5, 2014

Pendulum best deck

When Pendulum, A type of deck in the TCG Card game Yu-Gi-Oh! is getting famous by it's meme of being "The best deck ever" by content creator Trif Gaming.

Person A: Hey dude, I wanna start playing Yu-Gi-Oh! what deck should I start making for starting?
Person B: mhh I don't know, what about pend-
Person C: Pendulum best deck LET'S GOOO!!!!

by Lapp3rT July 7, 2021