michael phelping

smoking marijana out of a bong than going into a pool and swimming laps

me and my boys are michael phelping at the pool party

by jnome2 July 6, 2010

Phelpsing

When you finger a chick, moving your fingers back and forth inside her, like a swimmer's legs.

Phelps me like you owe me money!

I phelpsed her so hard, bro!

Mallard of the Thick is like phelpsing my eardrums.

by ChazBono December 24, 2012

Phelpsing

When you fuck a house up so bad from a party it causes future parents to say no to their kids when asked about having a party

“Hey did you hear about the huge fucking party mike had?”
“Nah what happened?”
“Like 150 people showed up and were phelpsing the fuck out of his house”
“Wow! Holy fucking dick cheese!”

by Ian the chink FTW March 18, 2021

Michael Phelpsing

The act of complaining about success.

i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.

"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."

"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."

by SiggyEm August 3, 2012

phelpsing

v.

To smoke some pot, especially out of a bong.

When I go phelpsing, I make sure I have nothing important to do afterwards, because I'd be too high!

by lazyeye78 February 6, 2009

phelpin'

Winning a number gold medals in a single olympic, dominating every other opponent (Michael Phelps).

A higher level of beasting.

Destroying your competition on the first take.

This dude came out of nowhere and started phelpin'.

by Benson and Martin [No Homo] October 12, 2008

Phelpsing it

To choke at the end of a race. Named after a choke by Michael Phelps to lose a race at the 2012 London Olympics.

The swimmer was Phelpsing it it by slowing up at the end of the race.

by Sajak July 13, 2014