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phonebooking

The art or practice of throwing stolen phonebook(s) at an unsuspecting bystander, usually done from within a moving vehicle at night. The phonebook does not have to hit the victim nor skim them, but merely be projected in their generally direction. The launch is then often followed by a tagline such as "Jigga What!" The target is usually left speechless, and before they can even begin to process the event, the vehicle is out of sight. Going around for multiple hits on a single target is optional.
"We went phonebooking last night."

"And then a fuckin PHONEBOOK flies out of nowhere, hits me in the chest, and they dissapear while shouting 'HOW DA YA LIKE THAT?' ... I have no idea who the hell they even were."
by thetonio September 30, 2006
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phonebook sex

The act of two morbidly obese people (preferably 500-1000 ibs.) taking their layers of fat and layering them together like you would do with the pages of a phonebook. Thus creating suction which will prevent either individual from separating from the other. (WARNING: Once this is done, you can't go back.)
Ryan, lets have phonebook sex.
by Ryan Gerrits Doherty-Pelletier November 22, 2011
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Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark

A game invented by my friends and i after a drunken night out where 2-6 players gather in a room with a phonebook turn the lights off and proceed to throw the phonebook as hard as possible in any direction you think somone is in ALWAYS results in injuries often bloodshed but always great fun highly recomended.
my personal injuries include welt on my shin, black eye, busted nose, cut over my cheekbone & large forehead wealt. thankfully my testicles have been able to Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark but my mates aren't so lucky
by K33N A5 September 29, 2009
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phonebook loner

Used to suggest someone has an unusual or weird name. So unusual in fact it will probably be the only name of its kind listed in the phonebook - hence the term phonebook loner.
Person 1: I'm getting married next month.
Person 2: Oh yeah - what are you going to be known as?
Person 1: Mrs Manibaboo....
Person 2: OMFG! Your going to be such a phonebook loner with that name! There cant be anyone in the area with that name.......
by d(O_o)b July 5, 2009
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Phonebook

An ancient deviece used to find a person/business' phone number. Scientists have reciently discovered a link between these and a phone booth.

Description: very large, usually yellow, small print
Grandpa: "Hey Billy can I see your phonebook I need to get the doctors number."
Billy: "Phonebook? Is that english your speaking?"
Grandpa: "No Billy, Ill ask your mother..."
by tnigsTHe wise January 8, 2011
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Soggy Chinese Phonebook

When a fat chick has multiple chins and you blow a massive load of cum all over them.
"Man I gave Sarah a soggy chinese phonebook last night"
by Waylin May 11, 2015
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Phonebook

A device used to discipline a person who commits a party foul. The guilty offender is slapped in the face with a phonebook.
"John accidentally knocked over a cup playing beer pong, so we phonebooked his ass."
by Mizzikeee April 6, 2008
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