Peishan

Not to be confused with Persian, A Peishan is a very beautiful asian girl who is smart and funny; and who will always make you laugh. She is not afraid to ask for help, and can sometimes be a bit stubborn. She is also somewhat promiscuous and flirty, but it is all her qualities that make her a gorgeous and successful person.

Any guy would be lucky to have her as a girlfriend

Dude *looking at pic*: So, what's your girlfriend's name?

Bro: Peishan

Dude: You lucky bastard

by TwinbladeMaster8675309 December 3, 2011

penishopper

A penishopper is basically a slut. A woman who has sex with a lot of men in one night jumping from dick to dick

Sally: I had sex with 12 guys last night and i still look better than you !
Rose: Boy Sally you are such a penishopper. Thanks a lot!

by lil lou xxx May 2, 2010

Pepishka

A cool truck

Poutyboy and Emmy drive around and have concerts/award shows in Pepishka

by LDEsurvivor;) March 19, 2023

publish and perish

That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".

Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...

by chasingtheinfinite October 1, 2018

Petist

A person who is a petist, prefers one pet species more than another.

My GF can be highly petist sometimes, she will curl up with my cat but wont pat my dog, whats with that.

by Shane0 May 29, 2008

Petistraction

When your pet distracts you from whatever you are doing.

I have a new puppy and can't work with all this petistraction!

by Kimilla July 18, 2010

peeish

1.) nerdy or dorky. 2.) "hugely winning" (as in, "what a fucking winner"). 3.) a term used whenever the impulse to laugh is created (i.e. embarrassing situations).

it was really peeish when she detagged those unflattering pictures of herself.

by shellack October 12, 2011