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Peru

Zays wife who has the fattest ass ever
Peru is my bitch
by zaddyzay August 31, 2021
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Peru

Peru is a dirty, stinky, but sometime really pretty place. I have been there and it smells like toxic chemicals. when get there you can’t say “Ahh fresh air “ because who knows what is in that air.

It’s so dirty there that you can take one step outside and step on a wrapper of sublime candy.

There are so many homeless people out there in the streets. You gotta be careful because you could get jumped at literally any giving time. But it only really when it’s just you or your with another person not typically a group of people.

But there are super pretty place both naturally and man-made. Such as Lake Tikicaca, Paracas Desert, and Laguna 69. Machu Picchu of course.

Anyway if you go to Peru make sure to bring you pepper spray and a camera and always hid your phone. Especially if it is an iPhone 11 or higher or a Samsung because they will be targeting you.
Oh and police don’t care at all. :)
Person: Hey I just booked my fight tickets to Peru!

Person2: Be careful when you there! I heard Peru was dangerous!
by Quadrillion dingles July 29, 2022
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Peru

My Peru is sooo nice
by Bladder Polyps March 25, 2023
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Peru Arin Beedam

A W+based gigachad who plays war thunder (w game). All the girls reject him, and thats a bad decision. Named after a prosperous south american country with 34 million people as its population, Peru is the epitome of chad.
"Yo why does peru arin beedam wear 5 jackets every day."
"It's probably a chad thing."
by at&t 5g networks February 8, 2023
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peru junior high

Pretty OK school. The principals are strict. Full of sluts and back-stabbing hoes. Dumb teachers. Retarded subjects. Awesome students can be found in the reject group but they're better than the bitchy hoes, including Jeslyn, Jayden, and Katherine.
Peru Junior High has many student who threaten to blow up the school because of how horrible it is here.
by vaeh,tt,jojo November 20, 2017
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Peru, Indiana

The circus capital of the world and the most lamest and dead city in the world.
Let's not move to Peru, Indiana, it's so lame.
by moutaindew61 April 13, 2012
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Peru, Illinois

Peru is a city nestled in the heart of the illinois valley. by far peru is the largest and has multiple stores such as walmart, target, peru mall, kmart, hobby lobby, mendards etc. peru also has many restaurants such as culvers, buffalo wild wings, apple bees etc. with all these attractions, peru is pretty boring. the mall has almost no stores but a movie theater. peru also has a bowling ally which most of the time is occupied by leagues.
Teenagers/adolecents from peru often see themselves as higher on the social chain than those from lasalle or oglesby. They become quite offended if mistaken to be from a different city.
Peru children go to LaSalle-Peru township highschool, home of the Cavaliers. The Cavs, as the are nicknamed, have a kick ass volleyball team, basketball teams, baseball/softball teams. The football team is often a dissapointment, but some years the boys do quite well. Football games and Basketball games are Lp's main attraction. They have a pretty good arts division as well. However due to budget cuts, Lp is without an agricultural program The Cavs are known for their rowdy and supportive superfans who wear ridiculous costumes at all home basketball and football games. Lps biggest rivals are geneseo, streator, and of course OTTAWA
Person 1: Are you from LaSalle?

Peruvian: Hell no! Do i look like i'm from lasalle? I'm definitely from Peru, Illinois
by #beentheredonethat November 21, 2011
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