Purpledickuler

A penis so hard that it's turned purple and sits at a perfect right angle to the body when laying back.

"Hey Dave, you're looking chirpy mate."
"Oh man. Had a major sex session last night. My little man was so hard it was practically Purpledickuler to my body. She rode me reverse cowgirl and we managed to watch the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy"

by Mr Fury January 19, 2019

perpexior

A person who dominates the top spot of most of the games in a given speedrun category.

He's the perpexior of Minecraft parkour, he has the world records for nearly all of the speedruns!

by HyperKNF July 4, 2023

perplexual

Someone who is confused about all the -sexuals: Asexual, Bisexual, Demisexual, Grey-A, Heterosexual, Homosexual, Pansexual, etc.

Someone wrote online that they are "demisexual". I wrote that I had never heard that term; I'm perplexual.

by broknsymetry September 19, 2018

perplexing pegasus

A word used to define those who are extra stunned and somewhat lit ya know. Its like that bitch named stacey who thinks shes the shit.

Im so lit im perplexing pegasus

by Schaafer August 18, 2017

pervlexia

-A condition which causes one to misread/misinterpret seemingly innocuous text as something perverted

"I told her to come over here."
"What, she has cum in her ear?"

by Batrastard August 4, 2003

perplexed

Confused

The woman was perplexed about what to do with my huge penis

by Dirtbike rider November 1, 2013

perplexed

To the utmost confusion.

The crowd was perplexed because of the movies plot twist.

by UItmaWepn May 3, 2015