Perp

Verb:
To have sex using a horizontal flat surface (e.g. table) in which one person, laying on the surface, is perpendicular to their male partner, who is standing up (or on his knees).
Babe, can I please push all the papers and pens off this desk so we can perp on it already?!
by Jmimes August 30, 2014
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Perpes

Pixel herpes, its what net sluts get when they have unprotected pixel sex.
Amy that pixel slut gave me perpes.
by Yumee August 19, 2009
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Perpes

The little slimy things that hang from a gangrene infested penis.
Joe went to the doctor to have his puss-filled perpes removed from his gangrene infested penis.
by Magcrest September 01, 2010
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1. An abbreviation for perpetrator. (Someone suspected of a crime)
2. An abbreviation for Purple Haze, a breed of particularly potent marijuana that displays purple fibers.
1. After a fed showing various mugshots and sketches to a witness, he asks, "Do any of these resemble the perp?"
2. "Smoke perp by the pound, ounce by the fifth ..."
-Young Jeezy, "Trap or Die"
by 50-Septim October 24, 2005
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perpetrator, one who a police officer suspects of a crime
The perpetrator exited the vehicle and made a furtive gesture as if to seize a weapon, whereupon I blew him away.
by Octopod November 12, 2003
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REALLY good weed. short for purple, referring to one of the many strains of purple weed.
purple haze
purple kush
grand daddy purp and
purple monster
This perp is some of the best bud i have ever smoked.
by mdk182 February 08, 2008
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by 51289 November 15, 2005
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