Perfect Storm

A term, unfortunately still in use, which denotes any effect having causes. It is not old enough to be regarded as archaic, but unquestionably is worn out.

Unable to have an original thought, due to having ignored 12 years of free public education, he described one of the events of his life as, "A perfect storm." That, of course, really wasn't a description, but everyone listening thought it was.

by wordschmidt February 22, 2011

perfect storm

when you have to take a fatty crap. most likely includes explosive diarrhea and erupts loudly (and sometimes with liquid) into the toilet. check for splatter.

Damn. We better go by your house. I have to take a perfect storm before we hit the clubs.

by chonte April 17, 2004

Perfect Storm

When two or more people who experience cyclical degrees of sexual deviance happen upon one another's path and the result is an orgy of sexual depravity.

Dude, I came across these two chicks while we were in our freak cycle and by the time we were done I had performed the cleveland steamer, Tony Danza, and some other acts I can't mention in public. It was the perfect storm.

by Mr. Planck April 9, 2008

The Perfect Storm

When 2 or more people release a rancid fart in a close proximity to each other.

dude, roll down the windows, we've just created the perfect storm!

by zwon December 17, 2008

the perfect storm

The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation.

Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'

by [e-mail] April 7, 2011

The Perfect Storm

When one takes a horrendous shit and after wiping their ass the toilet paper is blank.

Hey dude I didn't use up all you're toilet paper this time because I just had The Perfect Storm!

by billybobbitchtits January 7, 2011

A "perfect storm"

A lame-ass excuse for when you can't justify something outrageous, but you aren't going to do anything it anyway.

The cops killed the child because of a "perfect storm" of human error.

by CleatusVD April 7, 2016