Penus

A mistranslation of penis. Usually the word to be used in public so as to not get in legal trouble for saying penis in public.

"PENIS!"
"Hey! you're not supposed to say that in public!"
"Then what do I say?"
"PENUS!"
"Yeah!! Let's go do it in the bathroom!"

by pipivagina September 6, 2009

penus

you misspelled "penis" you b(that plays minecraft)

you: hehe imma type penis in urban dictionary
*typing*
*enter*
you: shit i misspelled it

*penus*

by a person that hates minecraft November 2, 2020

Penus

Verb.

The abbreviated term for gay male intercourse (Penis+Anus= Penus), when the male genitalia penetrates into the anal sphincter, massaging the male prostate gland.

Also known as anal sex, buttsex, and fudgepacking.

Ricky and Brad engaged in penus all night long.

by Woahboyy November 3, 2007

penus

in the shape of male genitals.

the carrot was penus.

by Blarto April 18, 2009

penu

magical word that you say in the classroom out loud

penuuuuuu

by hobo that lives in the sewers May 16, 2018

Penus

Slang for Chili-Lemon Peanuts, usually said by a person of hispanic descent. Essentially the word peanuts in a Spanish accent.

Ey, I could really use some penus.

by soffpipis March 18, 2019

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

by Telephony November 13, 2011