penoder

n. someone who can lick their nose

v. the act of licking someones nose

Did you know bob is a penoder??

George got so close to me I could easily penoder him.

by Sam Angles May 19, 2008

Working Up A Penrose

A cock that is semi-hard but extremely red after repeated masturbation or a marathon sex session. Resembles a Penrose brand sausage.

Devon watched porn all weekend long and was working up a penrose after two days of repeated wanking.

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009

Pernod

A disfigured, bent, or ugly penis. Usually avoided by girls.

Veronica told me that Jared has a pernod, can you believe it?

by BGBGBGBGBGBGBG August 13, 2016

Pernod Fils

A french Absinthe, popular before it was banned

A svelte aquistion of Pernod Fils was done by madame fatima where she first swished it in her mouth to see if it was legit.

by Fattyfatfats October 29, 2008

Penrose, Colorado

Tiny town that's boring as fuck. Population? Counting sheep, goats, horses, donkeys, cows, chickens, camels, cats, dogs, mice, rats, snakes, buffalo, mountain lions, deer, coyotes, and jack rabbits... There are too many to put. The only way you'll get a piece of ass, is if it's a donkey. (There are donkeys everywhere..) Full of hick farmers who LOVE sheep. We've got a watered down version of every clique that ever existed. Jocks, Emo's, Skaters, Preps, Gangstas, etc. Everybody knows everyone...so watch who you sleep with!

Trailer trash is the upper class.

We made it out alive. Hope you can do the same..

Visitor to Penrose, Colorado - "Let's go to the park!"
Resident - "No..it fucking sucks.. We only have one park. And they took away our merry-go-round.."
Visitor - "What pricks!"
Resident - "Fuck the government.."

Example 2:
Resident - "No..wait! The one fun time around here.............."
-five minutes later- "......we don't have fun times here.."

by BigToe3 February 18, 2011

ponrod

large penis, preferrably one which is in some way deformed

my ponrod has an extra nut attached

by jesus April 26, 2003

Perodua

Overrated Malaysian car company that malaysians think make better quality cars than the other malaysian car manufacturer, proton. In fact perodua also make equally or even crappier cars, most of which are underpowered Due to rushed manufacturing which result in a drop on quality.

Jack: hey perodua makes great cars!
John: yeah right!

by Owaief January 26, 2007