Periwinkle

When you're wiping your posterior after having a bowel movement and your finger goes through the toilet paper and touches your anus.

Dude, this TP is so cheap I just got periwinkled!

by w00dg0blin August 10, 2010

My Periwinkle

Your periwinkle is someone who’s soul and self sparked instant inspiration in you. You met them and saw a future, where two souls became blended as effortlessly as mixing the colors blue and purple; which results in the color periwinkle.

“He’s my periwinkle”

by Rae.Ford June 19, 2022

peniwinkle

The name for a spot of piss left on your pants after you go to the bathroom. Also used to describe any stain in the crotch region of your pants.

You: Look out, dog! You got a peniwinkle.
Your Friend: Thanks. I better go change my pants.

by Crazy Carl Gunter April 23, 2007

periwinkle

small shellfish common around the worms head, gower, wales and scarlily found attractive by some female biology students.

Contact can result in dangerous preoccupation with members of the periwinkle family.

Also see: Sophie Layen

by wheeler June 7, 2003

penwinkle

when you hold your wiener up to a pen-bat and winkle through it all over someone's face.

after cashing the pen-bat, i penwinkled all over her face

by frothdom April 5, 2005

Periwinkle

A total boss, and Chuck Norris' son

Perwinkle loves mac and cheese.

Periwinkle has great hair.

Periwinkle can go a jigsaw puzzle in a library in Brazil.

"Periwinkle, Periwinkle, I love you! yes I do!!!"

by La' Nava and crazy girl August 24, 2011

periwinkle

Code for "that's what she said" when you're in mixed or polite company.

Girl: I don't get this at all...it's so HARD!
Guy: Periwinkle.

by 3Dradio March 26, 2011