butt penis nut hole

The most powerful insult of all time. It should only be used in the most serious cases.

butt - The part at the back of the body in which fecal matter, or rather, shit, comes out of.
penis - A male sex organ, the phallic member
nut - WANK
hole - an opening

The word was invented when a wee lad at the young age of 6 required a grand insult. One that would shrine above all others.

Henry: Fuck you, wanker!
Robin: You're a butt penis nut hole!
Henry: oh shit, I can't beat that

by some homeless man August 24, 2017

Butt Penis

When one's distended asshole gets so blown out, it forms into the shape of a penis. Of course after a while, it begins to scab over and becomes hard which makes it very difficult and painful to wear lower garments of any sort. This will of course have to be removed by surgery or "other means."

This condition is mostly found with homosexual males or whorish women.

Dude, your butt penis is kind of stickin' out there...

by Jonsey Heiman March 25, 2010

butt-penis

A penis in which one would assume has recently been inside of someone's butt, judging by sight, smell, or taste.

"Whoa man, I think Jimmy has some serious butt-penis going on!" or "Whoa Jimmy, your dick tastes like some serious butt-penis!"

by Johnny Fitzmacaroni II January 13, 2009

i just took a penis in my butt

"i just took a penis in my butt" is a part of the J.cole middle child parody, or as people call it "sus remix" but it could also be used in multiple other context's

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO, I JUST TOOK A PENIS IN MY BUTT, IM SO FUCKING GAY"

by Logically dumb August 28, 2022

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Tyler Tinkle Penis and Bobby Bubble Butt

Two Detectives that solve the most difficult,complex and intense mysteries.

BBB-Tyler Tinkle Penis
TTT- What is it Bobby Bubble Butt
BBB-I just got word that 14 highschool kids were found murdered with a dildo!
TTT- I will get to the bottom of this!
Mrs. Poopems- I'm scared! what if something happens to me?!
Officer Nasty-Don't worry its safe, Tyler Tinkle Penis and Bobby Bubble Butt are on the case!

by MCR182 February 12, 2013

penis butter

The substance that you spread on the vagina toast.

mmmmm. that "penis butter" was suberb!

by spann twin February 28, 2011