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Holy shit my penis is exploding

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.
Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*
by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009
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shit pig penis wig

When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it
Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig
by Anal suck January 13, 2021
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penis shitter

some one who shits penises duh!
Hey I just shit a penis! That's weird!
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shitty penis popper

a shitty penis popper occures when while a girl recieving anal sex has to take a shit but the man giving anal does not abide to her wishes and stops what he is doing. in doing this he urinates inside her ass hole and sofens the feces so that when the man takes his dick out shit a explodes in an uncontrolable excretion of the waste. horrid and unexplainable occurance lays waste to all who stand infront of it. this horrible event has also been known to mentaly scar and mame all involved. and beware.
Jim: Yo jeff wheres Dave?
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.
by tmac jmillzz February 13, 2009
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Shitty penis

When your having sex with a girl then she shits on your penis
Hey i just got a shitty penis
Did you like it?
HELL YEAH
by i am e February 3, 2021
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Penisship

The ability to write while unrinating.
Tim demonstrated excellent Penisship while writing his name in the snow.
by VillaverdeMadness August 13, 2016
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