by Amanda&Porche January 29, 2008
Get the penis poppermug. a shitty penis popper occures when while a girl recieving anal sex has to take a shit but the man giving anal does not abide to her wishes and stops what he is doing. in doing this he urinates inside her ass hole and sofens the feces so that when the man takes his dick out shit a explodes in an uncontrolable excretion of the waste. horrid and unexplainable occurance lays waste to all who stand infront of it. this horrible event has also been known to mentaly scar and mame all involved. and beware.
Jim: Yo jeff wheres Dave?
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.
by tmac jmillzz February 13, 2009
Get the shitty penis poppermug. The after-party of the pride parade.
Bill, a straight dude who volunteered for the parade, accidentally fell victim to butt stuff at the penis popper party.
by El ritardo June 25, 2018
Get the penis popper partymug. Small, frozen bite size versions of the real thing.
Sold in the freezer section of the supermarket,
normally maintained out of reach of fat ladies and especially mexicans.
Sold in the freezer section of the supermarket,
normally maintained out of reach of fat ladies and especially mexicans.
My latina ex-girlfriend's six yr old daughter kept going to the fridge, asking for penis poppers.
"Excuse me, those are only for kids!" said the cashier to the fat mexican lady purchasing a box of penis poppers.
"Excuse me, those are only for kids!" said the cashier to the fat mexican lady purchasing a box of penis poppers.
by ice cream coño June 12, 2022
Get the penis poppermug. a girl who loves winky so much she ravenously takes a bite of the juicy boner, therefore popping open the penis.
by Kaaa85 April 11, 2022
Get the penis poppermug. The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.
by Smit17 July 16, 2024
Get the Jalpeno Penis Poppermug. by Loyalty To A Fault May 16, 2018
Get the Purple Penis Pimple Poppermug.