pengus

noun, a penis that does not hang lower than the bottom of the scrotum. it is incredibly embarrising.

dude, Haydn just took a photo of his pengus and sent it to everyone.

by nosebleedsneeze August 7, 2007

pengued

To be extremely stoned and beyond the point of greening out you get pengued. To walk around waddling like a penguin like pengu. This can also mean swaying back and forth like a palm tree whilst standing.

Aaron: I've smoked far too much weed I cant stand still.
Alex: Fuck you're pengued

by gettinpengued April 15, 2015

pengu

my name is pengu. it is short for penguin

hi pengu u suck

by pengu10 February 23, 2021

pengus

When someones penis does not hang lower than there scrote (small dicked person) usually an ass and on the swimming and diving team, because they are somehow proud of their PADDED dick.

Travis has such a small penis it can't even be a pengus!

by GMHS April 25, 2010

pengus

A male who is short, and asks many pointless questions.

Kieth Gruhaz, Gary Coleman

by Alan Webb August 31, 2003

Pengus

When there's fungus inside your rock hard cock

Man:Man I can't wait to have sex with this girl

Girl: *unzips pants* wait, is that pengus that nasty *procceds to give him the succ*

by Lil bitty wipe May 17, 2018

pengus

a gay homosexual

by Anonymous September 4, 2003