Penalty Merchant

A pen merchant is an individual who’s only form of scoring is from penalties. One notorious pen merchant is Chelsea player “Porginho” who somehow placed 3rd in the 2021 ballon d’or awards after scoring 11 goals that happened to be 11 penalties. He ghosted for Euro 2020 and UCL 20/21

Friend 1: hey did Chelsea win last night?
Friend 2: yes thanks to Porginho! He’s a world class penalty merchant

by Libelllula December 31, 2021

Pristiano Penaldo

A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.

Hey did you see pristiano penaldo ghosted again vs Milan last night?

by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021

PenaltyMan

A professional player from Portugal who is widely known to statpad with penalties against pizza makers commonly against the mighty Cagliari, a penalty eventually covers his bad performance in a game.

Juventus lost to **Milan** because PenaltyMan was not awarded a penalty.

by I'mHiwirbrhfi September 2, 2020

TK penality

TK Penality is the phrase "Team Killing Penalty" shortened down to get it out to other people faster. The "Team Killing Penalty" is a penalty given to a player when they kill their teammate in a game, whether it be accidental or on purpose.

Awww, Digi, you TK penality me.

by RyanTyanMyan February 6, 2019

Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit

"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"

by ItzAri July 29, 2023

Penalty for ocon

A phrase some F1 viewers have started saying when any incident happens on the track due to Ocon being abused by the FIA.

this in reference to the 2023 Bahrain GP in which driver Esteban Ocon picked up 3 driving infringement penalties in the course of just one race.

The joke now is that any incident that takes place should be a penalty to Ocon, the phrase is even more unfortunate now as of the 2023 Austrian GP, where Ocon received 30s of penalties for track limits.

Person 1: whoa Perez just pushed verstappen onto the grass

Person 2: 5s penalty for Ocon!

by BruhXDRoflLMAOLOL July 3, 2023

penalty merchant

the definition of penalty merchant is lionel messi in the Qatar 2022 world cup

leo messi likes to teach his teammates how to dive in the pen area so he could preform his favorite football activity: penalty merchanting.
“i won the world cup with 7 penalties” -lionel messi

by cheettoz December 13, 2022