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Patryk

Hes a big douche and i dont like him
Wow i hate Patryk
by Definelty not joahannes November 2, 2020
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Patryk

Fucking wanker who follows you everywhere and in holidays realises hes got nobody to talk to 😭 (like yeh i care) decides to unblock you on socials
Random girl - Hey patrykkk
Patryk - (silence)
Everyone - (mocks him)
Please dont pray for Patryk
by FuckUPatryk August 30, 2019
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Patryk

Patches Lassies on Insta for 5 hours and replies with just one comment saying kl.
''Patryk you look amazing on that Insta Pick who took it?'' ''Kl''
by Atrhodox May 8, 2018
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patryk

an amazing guy, who has the most random comments at times ,and is really good looking. he is just a generally awesome person <3
Patryk, hope you enjoy ;) lol
by meow..... January 7, 2012
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patryk

a very gay kid that kisses boys without them saying he could and he is gay with his brother
patryk went in the bed...
by 123 you cant see me March 10, 2019
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Patryk Neumann

A misunderstood guy who is lonely, and wants a peng ting with a big bunda, but he will get one he just has to wait.
He is so segzy and if u find one SEGZ THEM NOW!
Noah: HAHAHA I HAVE A GF
Bob: yeah but shes butters, and as flat as a panckake
Stephanie: i wanna segz Patryk Neumann so bad
Patryk:'Shy to reply'
Stephanie:Fudge it, JUMPS ON PATRYK AND THEY HAVE AN EXHILIRATING FUCK SESSION, NOAHS GF JUMPS IN ASWELL TO EXPERIECE EPIC SEGZ
by No U Noob November 11, 2020
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Patryk Kasperski

girl: simply a fuckboi
boy: what??!!! *comits shelf*
girl: and a reject
this is so sexy can we kill the polish
patryk Kasperski sucks dick
by dont lie June 5, 2018
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