Patryk

Hes a big douche and i dont like him

Wow i hate Patryk

by Definelty not joahannes November 2, 2020

Patryk

Fucking wanker who follows you everywhere and in holidays realises hes got nobody to talk to 😭 (like yeh i care) decides to unblock you on socials

Random girl - Hey patrykkk
Patryk - (silence)
Everyone - (mocks him)
Please dont pray for Patryk

by FuckUPatryk August 30, 2019

Patryk

Patches Lassies on Insta for 5 hours and replies with just one comment saying kl.

''Patryk you look amazing on that Insta Pick who took it?'' ''Kl''

by Atrhodox May 8, 2018

patryk

an amazing guy, who has the most random comments at times ,and is really good looking. he is just a generally awesome person <3

Patryk, hope you enjoy ;) lol

by meow..... January 7, 2012

patryk

a very gay kid that kisses boys without them saying he could and he is gay with his brother

patryk went in the bed...

by 123 you cant see me March 10, 2019

Patryk Neumann

A misunderstood guy who is lonely, and wants a peng ting with a big bunda, but he will get one he just has to wait.
He is so segzy and if u find one SEGZ THEM NOW!

Noah: HAHAHA I HAVE A GF
Bob: yeah but shes butters, and as flat as a panckake
Stephanie: i wanna segz Patryk Neumann so bad
Patryk:'Shy to reply'
Stephanie:Fudge it, JUMPS ON PATRYK AND THEY HAVE AN EXHILIRATING FUCK SESSION, NOAHS GF JUMPS IN ASWELL TO EXPERIECE EPIC SEGZ

by No U Noob November 11, 2020

dirty patryk

Someone who constantly simps and falls asleep in their friends chair and enjoys multiple animals on top of him.

Person: hey what happened last night?

Me: oh some guy came round and did a dirty patryk
Person: oh how did that go?

Me: he had so many animals on top of him he seemed to be enjoying himself.

by Oioigofuckurself March 20, 2022