by Definelty not joahannes November 2, 2020
Get the Patrykmug. Fucking wanker who follows you everywhere and in holidays realises hes got nobody to talk to 😠(like yeh i care) decides to unblock you on socials
by FuckUPatryk August 30, 2019
Get the Patrykmug. by Atrhodox May 8, 2018
Get the Patrykmug. an amazing guy, who has the most random comments at times ,and is really good looking. he is just a generally awesome person <3
by meow..... January 7, 2012
Get the patrykmug. by 123 you cant see me March 10, 2019
Get the patrykmug. A misunderstood guy who is lonely, and wants a peng ting with a big bunda, but he will get one he just has to wait.
He is so segzy and if u find one SEGZ THEM NOW!
He is so segzy and if u find one SEGZ THEM NOW!
Noah: HAHAHA I HAVE A GF
Bob: yeah but shes butters, and as flat as a panckake
Stephanie: i wanna segz Patryk Neumann so bad
Patryk:'Shy to reply'
Stephanie:Fudge it, JUMPS ON PATRYK AND THEY HAVE AN EXHILIRATING FUCK SESSION, NOAHS GF JUMPS IN ASWELL TO EXPERIECE EPIC SEGZ
Bob: yeah but shes butters, and as flat as a panckake
Stephanie: i wanna segz Patryk Neumann so bad
Patryk:'Shy to reply'
Stephanie:Fudge it, JUMPS ON PATRYK AND THEY HAVE AN EXHILIRATING FUCK SESSION, NOAHS GF JUMPS IN ASWELL TO EXPERIECE EPIC SEGZ
by No U Noob November 11, 2020
Get the Patryk Neumannmug. girl: simply a fuckboi
boy: what??!!! *comits shelf*
girl: and a reject
this is so sexy can we kill the polish
boy: what??!!! *comits shelf*
girl: and a reject
this is so sexy can we kill the polish
patryk Kasperski sucks dick
by dont lie June 5, 2018
Get the Patryk Kasperskimug.