A person with red hair accompanied by, but not limited to, red pubic hair. Usually pale skinned and freckled. Someone who looks like a walking talking Cabbage Patch Kid.
Jim: I saw a particularly grotesque patch leaving the church on Palmer St. the other day.

Mick: What was a patch doing in church? It's not like they have a soul to be saved anyway...

Jim: Word.
by The Zaric October 16, 2011
Get the Patch mug.
Rages like nothing you've ever seen. Gets er done to say it nicely. Is known to throw up the horns (preferably the double) if the situation calls for it. A true born valley boy, reps the valley till the end. Always up for a little ass in the computer lab. If found in close proximity to a SHA, you can be sure he'll have BB.
Ladies, I just scored myself a DR boy; and not just any I got Patch.
by DRdingo March 25, 2011
Get the Patch mug.
A person who looks like they are from every race in the world. Someone who takes a bit of each race (ie, black, chinese, indian, etc) and sticks it to themselves.
Patch: "I'm an 1/8th black I am"
Rhube: "That's why Patch is your nickname, cos you take bits of every race in the world and stick them on yourself."
Patch: "that's a crap comeback"
Rhube: "It's not a comeback...it's just FACT!"
by patchpose April 6, 2009
Get the Patch mug.
Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.
"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"
by Dervint September 6, 2015
Get the Patched mug.
Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.
Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.
by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019
Get the Patching mug.
Patching is nickname used for people in discord servers that meows on command and bottom frag in valorant games.
Your friend: "Yo, this person was meowing in the discord call"

You: "Yeah I know she is Patching"
by nevimbrasko April 30, 2022
Get the Patching mug.
The act of opening a message/chat and ignoring it.
My boyfriend was patching my messages yesterday.
by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019
Get the Patching mug.