patagonia

a word used to describe an unusually hairy person, especially when that hair is in spots it wouldn't normally dwell on an average human being. often exclaimed by other people around aforementioned hairy being.
has its origins in richmond, virginia for unknown reasons.
hair on top of feet is especially prevalent.

thighs
women's filtrum and surrounding area
heel
palm
hip
tongue/roof of mouth
fingertip
all patagonia worthy..

by Corn Diggity December 31, 2010

Captain Patagonia

An amazing mapping YouTube channel. Need I say more? 10/10
Dude is a literal legend.

Did you see Captain Patagonia's new video?

by Antarctica Mapping April 20, 2019

patagonia

Place that people go to when they are bored of playing video games with their mates - often decided upon by spinning a globe and pointing with the finger - followed by a lot of research to "justify" their decision.

You: Hey Mate- where are you going for your Holiday away from your good friends who enjoy your company?
Mate: Patagonia
You: How did you decide that?
Mate: I made a very thought out and rational decision based on things that interest me about Patagonia.

by Dave the Bottle Monk December 06, 2015

patagonia muffin

When you try to create an argument but fall flat on your face

Damn, man that debate was a real patagonia muffin

by owsky123 September 30, 2016

patagonia

The "I'm not like other girls" of clothing brands.

"We care about the environment, and nobody else does!"
"Our target audience is so small that we don't even have to worry about alienating our customers with questionable advertising!"

"We don't care about profit. How else could we have become a billion-dollar business?"
"We use organic cotton and recycled materials in our sweaters! We're so original!"
As an avid hiker who lives in the same town as the original Patagonia HQ, that's their entire business for ya.

by Bbb23’s left testicle December 20, 2023