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head em off at the pass

an old term meaning: to get to where they're going before they even know what the fuck you are doing
if i cut across the grass then i can head em off at the pass
by awesome24678 June 15, 2011
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Euro Pass

A wimpy european backhand pass (hockey), used mainly by European players (eg. Andrei Kostitsyn, Montreal Canadians).
"Kostitsyn's euro pass was stolen at the blue line and converted for a goal by the opposition.
by Matt Vita, Lorne Clements January 14, 2008
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euro pass

An aggressive passing maneuver.

Verb.

To pass in an an aggressive yet jerk-free manner, while meeting the following stipulations:

Must have at least a 30km/h speed difference between your golf/jetta and the 'opposing vehicle' (hereby known as the 'opposed').

Must accelerate to the passing speed IN YOUR OWN LANE. this ensures maximum euro-flair on the aptly named "flare".

The "flare" is one of the most important aspects of the euro pass. by speeding up to this high speed, you will be closing the gap between yourself and the opposed. DONT LET UP! this is the most important part of the maneuver. at some point during this mad acceleration dash, the opposed will have checked their rearview and noticed that you're about to ram them. while they're bracing for impact (you'll generally see things flying around their cabin, possible ducking motions), you start the "flare". Adapted from airplane terminology, you want to smoothly but aggressively apply pressure to the control stalk (usually a steering wheel) so as to load up the right side of the suspension (unless you're doing a reverse euro pass, which would be to the right) in a smooth and linear manner so as to maintain maximum control over your euro ride. continue to accelerate through the maneuver, and cancel the maneuver once you've safely reached the other lane. Your opposed will be both breathing a heavy sigh of relief, as well as possibly yelling some kind of euro-bashing obscenity.

**job well done**

Ideally, the euro pass maneuver is started with about a 1000' seperation from the opposed, with the "flare" being started, with the minimum speed difference in effect, at about 15-20 feet behind the opposed.
"Hold on to something! we're gonna reverse europass that truck thats been hogging the left lane for the past 5 miles!"

"UHOH! I THINK THAT JETTA IS GOING TO RAM ME! ...oh phew, he was just doing a euro pass maneuver. stupid eurotrash."
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The Ebaballs Pass

If given the Ebaballs Pass you are legally allowed to say "Ebaballs" in a sentence.

It can only be given by the original Ebaballs.
You may have the Ebaballs Pass
by Ebaballs December 9, 2020
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EZ Pass

When you drop an absolute monster log of a shit and you go to wipe and the paper is clean on the first swipe.
Yo dog I just shit a fucking behemoth and scored an EZ pass on the first swipe!
by Blackls1pontiac April 12, 2021
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Tight-end Pass

When a bi-curious male straddles a woman and another male enters the woman instead.
Last night I was having sex doggy style with Molly, and Lane put his cock between my legs and fucked her instead. I wanted his cock in my ass, but I'm glad he did a Tight-end Pass.
by bakers_botulism January 8, 2010
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