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parmaologist

Noun.

The occupation of a brilliant person who dedicates huge amounts of time, thought and money to the analyzation of the humble chicken parmigiana.
Person 1: what do you do for a crust?
Person 2: i'm a parmaologist.
Person 1: huh?
Person 2: i study parmas.
by streets of paris June 22, 2009
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Panthologist

A man who takes off panty with his mouth
You are such a panthologist you freak.
by Dmcoon March 8, 2019
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Speech Language Pathologist

An occupation that requires too much schooling so you can “make people talk”. Also, helps neurologically impaired people swallow their food. Can play cards with dementia patients and push buttons of pictures on computers too.
Nurse: “Watch out if you don’t swallow that pill, I’m going to tell the Speech Language Pathologist.”

SLP: (Holding up a pen). What is this?

Patient: (pushes button with picture of a pen)

Computer : Says “Pen”

Patients Spouse: “You are the best Speech Language Pathologist.”
by IHavewaystomakeutalk February 22, 2019
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partiologist

Someone or a group of people that are highly interested in partying all the time, as if it is their profession.
Hi, I'm a partiologist.
by Partiologist July 12, 2009
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Panisologist

I'm gonna work as a Panisologist.
by RekVille September 19, 2018
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Pasteologist

I’m studying dat ass in college. I’m gonna be a Pasteologist.
by anonymous December 14, 2024
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