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Parkland 

The most snotty, mean, and arrogant place in Pennsylvania. Not only do the sports teams sacrifice any piece of morality for a win, but they also know they aren't as good as Emmaus and get very salty over it. They all are middle class rich, but still decide that hard drugs are cool and getting alcohol poisoning at 14 is fun. They're easy, they're large penises, and they can suck mine.
You know that one kid, Brandon? From Parkland? He bought an eighth for $200!
Parkland by KCGonanders December 10, 2018
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Parkland 

Numerous brick walls containing many conceeded individuals along with a uneducated and overall asinine staff.
Parkland by 1ris January 5, 2005

parkland 

a tiny town of nothing, next to penndel and rt 1 in bucks county. no one really knows this town exists except the people that live in it. the usual hang outs are the shitty bowling alley in penndel or the even shitty ritas water ice across the street. the houses are so tiny you can touch the neighbors. no curbs but random fire house, deli and childrens school in the middle of the nascar loving beer smoking classy folk town. features a very popular park called poplar park which is not a safe place to smoke weed at night, the cops will find you and kill you.
where is that slutty chick from again?
parkland.
parkland by treesplease August 5, 2008

Parklandite 

An animal or person who weeps and wails until they get their way. CRYBABY; SISSY
" I can't believe you gave him permission to jump off a cliff" "Well, he's a known Parklandite and he wouldn't shut up, it's not my problem!"
Parklandite by MennaLeeHill May 9, 2018

Parkland 

a fucking gay ass city wher evey bitch fuk white boy sware he hard shit all dem jews think they black when they rich as fuck fuck parkland, rich ass pussies they be scared as shit if u drop em in a real ghetto EX: Melrose Park, Hammondvile, Overtown, Pembroke Park, Manors Park, Deepside, Potter Park
954 shuld disown parkland nd giv it to 561 cuz parkland gay shit
Parkland by mr954305 February 22, 2011

Parkland Youth

Youths found on the streets of Parkland, WA ranging from ages 8 to 19. These miscreants will beat you up, steal your shit, crash your parties and tag your cars. They live for free beer, weed, and drunk PLU students. They usually congregate in the bushes on the corner of C Street and 121st; they are also often found on Garfield Street. Acronym: PY.
Note: Not all the youth found in Parkland are considered PY.
Cyndi: "Some Parkland Youth just tried to mug me across the street from campus."
Campus Safety Officer: "Huh that's interesting."
Parkland Youth by parklandia August 4, 2011

ParkBandit

An all around nice guy, great father, and wonderful husband. In Florida.
ParkBandit is an all around nice guy, great father, and wonderful husband. In Florida.