Parkland
The most snotty, mean, and arrogant place in Pennsylvania. Not only do the sports teams sacrifice any piece of morality for a win, but they also know they aren't as good as Emmaus and get very salty over it. They all are middle class rich, but still decide that hard drugs are cool and getting alcohol poisoning at 14 is fun. They're easy, they're large penises, and they can suck mine.
Parkland by KCGonanders December 10, 2018
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