Parkered

Getting sucker punched and knocked to the ground by a much smaller person.

Dude, you just got parkered by a 12 year old girl!

by 0352 Doc October 16, 2011

Parkered

So drunk that you wait until your beer is warm to shotgun more of it.

Man, I was so parkered last night I went through a 30 Rack of Busch.

by riles1 October 17, 2008

parkered

To consume an abhorrent amount of food or any other resources with little to no regard for the well-being of yourself and others around you.

“Someone parkered all the cookies in the hotel lobby, so I cancelled my reservation.”
“He parkered all his phone data in the first two days. We shouldn’t have given him a phone…”

by Daroobee October 15, 2022