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Park Avenue Princess 

The original park avenue princess was Nan Kempner. Park avenue princesses are generally rich heiresses of wealthy business moguls who live on the prestigious Park Avenue in New York City who inherits their family fortune. Usually blonde, rich family, famous, and socialite.
Books like "The Princess of Park Avenue" and "Bergdorg Blondes".
Some examples of park avenue princesses are Nan Kempner. If Paris Hilton lived on Park Avenue, she'd be one.

Park Avenue Pony Ride 

Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!

Deer Park Avnue 

NY's last surviving street racing scene. On any given Fri/Sat night you can see people doing laps, or racing in the industrial parks. Was a cool place to chill 10 or more years back until the import scene came along.
Nationally known, DPA's counterparts Hempstead Tnpk, and Francis lewis Blvd are no more..
Deer Park Avnue by LongIs October 7, 2004