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paperwork

What you set your IM status to when taking a shit at the office.
I'll catch you guys in 10, I've got to take care of some paperwork.
by cracker-ass-cracker January 25, 2005
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Paperwork

Satan's way of saying, "I love you!"
Pssh. The first definition of Satan is good. And so is mine, which is on the second page, the twelfth one, s0n.
by Leiko October 6, 2004
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paperwork marriage

A marriage that is for the sole purpose of one or both of the participants to gain benefits that would not be available outside of marriage to each other--quite often for immigration or health insurance purposes as opposed to marrying for love/lust. Very common in the military as unmarried soldiers are required to live in the barracks.
Soldier 1: Man, I hate living in the barracks.
Soldier 2: If you got a paperwork marriage you wouldn't have to live in the barracks. Just keep your shit separate from hers and you're gold.
by jepleure November 12, 2009
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Paperwork Reduction Act

A bill that passed though Congress and resulted in even more forms to fill out.
You can indeed avail yourself of the effort (and carpel-tunnel syndrome/writer's-cramp!) -alleviating Paperwork Reduction Act, but naturally you first hafta fill out a whole bunch of application-forms to qualify for it. :P
by QuacksO September 6, 2019
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Do a little paperwork

Relocating to the bathroom(with printed material to read) to sit on the toilet awaiting production results, usually for an extended period of time.
Husband: Honey I'm going to do a little paperwork.

Wife: Hope everything works out OK.
by Theeditorialsection January 25, 2009
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file some paperwork

Discreet way of saying you gotta take a shit. Can be used in present or past tense.
“I’ll be right back, I have to file some paperwork quick.”

“Sorry I’m late, I was tied up filing some paperwork at the office.”
by Candice Dick August 24, 2021
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too much paperwork

a phrase used as a lazy way to get out of a situation, task , job or chore.
parent: you should really take a shower, it's been over a week and you stink

child: Nah, that's too much paperwork to fill out
by magik bus December 23, 2005
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