paperwork

Codename for money, usually money earnt illegally.ie.drugs
BadAss: Be at 'you know where' at 'you know when' and ill give you the 'you know what'.
SomeGuy: ok, ill give you the paperwork then.
by [Cyanide] November 21, 2004
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paperwork

What you set your IM status to when taking a shit at the office.
I'll catch you guys in 10, I've got to take care of some paperwork.
by cracker-ass-cracker January 26, 2005
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paperwork marriage

A marriage that is for the sole purpose of one or both of the participants to gain benefits that would not be available outside of marriage to each other--quite often for immigration or health insurance purposes as opposed to marrying for love/lust. Very common in the military as unmarried soldiers are required to live in the barracks.
Soldier 1: Man, I hate living in the barracks.
Soldier 2: If you got a paperwork marriage you wouldn't have to live in the barracks. Just keep your shit separate from hers and you're gold.
by jepleure November 12, 2009
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signing the paperwork

the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation
Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce.

Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.
by boustrophodonik October 02, 2010
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doing the paperwork

Girlfriend knocks on bathroom door: "Almost done in there?"

You: "Yep, just doing the paperwork"
by El gordo jordo January 29, 2020
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Do a little paperwork

Relocating to the bathroom(with printed material to read) to sit on the toilet awaiting production results, usually for an extended period of time.

Husband: Honey I'm going to do a little paperwork.

Wife: Hope everything works out OK.
by Theeditorialsection January 25, 2009
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file some paperwork

Discreet way of saying you gotta take a shit. Can be used in present or past tense.
“I’ll be right back, I have to file some paperwork quick.”

“Sorry I’m late, I was tied up filing some paperwork at the office.”
by Candice Dick August 25, 2021
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