panda bear

When you cum in a girls eye and punch the other (black and white eyes ;D)

I was doin my bitch in da anus dawg, and den befo i cummed i grabed her face and cummed alot, she was like omfgwtfnubhax! and i punch the other!!! and gave her a panda bear!!!

panda bear by jack oph May 18, 2008

Panda Bear

(verb) when you give a fat girl two black eyes then proceed to ejaculate on her facial features, giving her the appearance of a panda bear.

Sam: Hey Garrett, what did you do this weekend?

Garrett: Nothing much, just gave that fat girl a panda bear.

Sam: NICE!!

Panda Bear by hose monster December 4, 2011

Panda Bear

Chunky kid with chubby cheeks who walks around the streets of Victoria shouts out phrases that have no relevance to what is going around him.

Also attacks children with whips and bats.

"It smell like a paint"

"Babooschka"

"Boom , Boom"

Panda Bear by blue October 27, 2004

Panda Bear

A chubby black guy who has alot of peta type, animal lover white girls on his jock.

Jenna: He's just like a big ol cuddly Panda Bear!

Panda Bear by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Panda Bear

When a girl is giving you head, right before you blow your load punch her in both eyes. Once both eyes have been sufficiently punched, you then nut all over her face. That way, she has two black eyes and a white face, just like a panda bear.

Steve: Hey man did you get laid last night?

Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.

Panda Bear by youngcrockett October 27, 2009

Panda Bear

Is a nickname you give to the person you love most of all even though they have trouble expressing their emotions, because, like a panda bear they are strong on the outside even though they don't want to admit it, deep down they are emotionally scared to express themselves fully, but, find that cute about them, and you just want to hold them and tell them everything will be okay, and that you will never judge them not matter what, because, you are there for the long hall, know in your heart that they are worth fighting for.

Girl 1: your boyfriend is such a panda bear, you should probably love someone who is better at expressing their emotions.
Girl 2: now you shut the fuck up you cunt, I love panda bear of a boyfriend, an I willing to fight for him to death if I have too, that's much I love him.
Girl 1: O.O
Girl 2: good, now stay silent you cunt.

Panda Bear by Chaotic Spirit April 14, 2020

Panda Bear

When a man recieves oral sex from an African American women, and proceeds to climax in both of her eyes, thus making her look like a panda.

see panda bear.

Panda Bear by cole g January 29, 2009