puncture fuck

The act of hitting someone with a sharp object, preferably a wooden plank with a nail sticking out of it, and then proceeding to have intercourse with the puncture wound.

I heard Chase is into that kinky puncture fuck shit.

by MixtapeN8 February 27, 2018

slow puncture

another way for people of the black culture to describe the HIV virus "chivey"

wena nhlanhla, umfana has eh slow puncture

by willybombilly March 10, 2008

Aerial Puncture

A maneuver during sexual intercourse that involves both partners to be naked. The female individual lies on the bed, ass up. The male individual steps 10 feet back, acquires speed by running 5 feet (halfway) leaping into the air (hence the name aerial) and shoves his dick into her vagina. This move takes years of sexual intercourse experience, and is not for the faint of heart. Serious penial or vaginal injuries can happen if done incorrectly. Precision, accuracy, and aim is key.

"Damn homie. I tried practicing Aerial Puncture on a laundry basket and I got my dick stuck in one of the holes."
"I tried doing Aerial Puncture on my girl, but I missed and hit her left asscheek."

by y90 February 26, 2019

Romanian Puncture

Often shortened to RP/Arpie.

The act of inserting one's finger(s) inside the participant's anal.

Example 1:

Guy 1 - "Damn, my girl told me her poo comes out with no fuss, no squeezing involved what so ever!"

Guy 2 - "Yeah, she probably received the Romanian Puncture not too long ago"

Example 2:

Guy 1 - "I gave this hoe the Romanian Puncture today"

Guy 2 - "Errrrr, smell your fingers now"

by Sean Kent October 17, 2008

Puncture

The act of normal vaginal pentration with the male penis. Can also be used as 'puncture her ass'.

Bloke #1:Have you punctured Sarah yet?
Bloke #2:Not yet but I'm trying.
Bloke #1:You are so gay.

by NoahNever October 28, 2003

Lumbar Puncture

An overused diagnostic test from the show "House" used similar to the meme barrel roll.

DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11
DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11DO A LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!!!11 do a Lumbar Puncture !!!111!11!!!!1!

by shiruig again December 17, 2008

PINCTURES😭

kayla’s eyes are always closed in them idk how idk why but THEY ARE( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

“BRO MY EYES ARE ALWAYS CLOSED IN PINCTURES😭”- kayla

“pinctures🥰🥰😍😍 #newvocabword” - angie😕🧪

by kaylawayla2x October 12, 2021