Skip to main content

Pans-sexual

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.
“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”
by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021
mugGet the Pans-sexual mug.

Pan sexual

When one is sexually attracted to a pan.
Friend-I’m coming out as pan sexual. Me-So you sexually like pans? Friend-🤦🏻 ♂️
by itsnickt June 5, 2021
mugGet the Pan sexual mug.

Straight Pan-sexual

Person who is straight that like girls, but don't care about there sexuality
I've dated girls and like girl who are straight, bi, or pan-sexual, so that makes me a straight pan-sexual
by Eric Mendozo April 18, 2019
mugGet the Straight Pan-sexual mug.

Pan Sexual Spoon

A spoon that likes stirring a pan
I stirred my pan with a spoon so much that it became a pan sexual spoon
by Cazoooo April 21, 2022
mugGet the Pan Sexual Spoon mug.

Pan-Sexual

An individual who is aroused by the thought of or act of, playing Panguingue.
Michael had a romantic evening planned with his wife, but being the pan-sexual he is, decided to play pip with Art.
by Murray M Sheldon January 3, 2021
mugGet the Pan-Sexual mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email