Palkia

The legendary pokemon on the cover of Pokemon Pearl. It is found at the Spear Pillar and is only avaliable in the pearl version of Pokemon. It has the ability to distort space. It is described as a deity in Sinnoh-region mythology.

Palkia met at level 47

by CalebX July 16, 2007

Palmily

A cult of well meaning yet simple minded rehabilitation workers who annoy young people with repetitive and poorly constructed songs.

I swear mothers, if Gaby doesn't shut the hell up about Palmily I am going to self discharge

by Alfonsusraul September 5, 2015

Palmalla

Palmalla is a game which includes three things. Tennis Balls, Gas, and a flame. One would take the tennis ball, douse it in gas and light it on fire. The now flaming tennis ball stays lit quite well so it can be used to do almost anything. Even the most boring of activities becomes completely amazing.

T.V.: I was playing Palmalla the other day.
Toaster: Oh shit! really?
T.V.: Yea, it was real fun until my pants caught on fire.

by T.V. July 31, 2008

Palming Whiffle

The act of placing your hand on a man’a whiffle as he gags on your flesh dart.

Bruh, I palming whiffle so hard last night I got a hair splinter from Dale’s head!

by Hairy Callahand September 16, 2021

Palmable

Small enough to fit in the palm of one's hand.

"I'm not really interested in the big ones, I'm more into those that are palmable"

Common Applications:
Coins
*Boobs*
Cell Phones
Playing Cards

by Kenvaldius March 4, 2009

Taking a trip to Palmdale

To masterbate. Popularized by good ol' Dr. Cox. Also, masterbating is the only thing worth doing in Palmdale.

Joey was lonely so he considered taking a trip to Palmdale

by psychomnkydragon July 27, 2006

Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)

"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"

by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015