a boring town thats full of old grumpy people that are too old to be police so they either drive around complaining or become a C.O.P. plus little fake jits that think they are bad shit but they are jus skinny little emo kids who all look exactly alike cuz know one here is smart enough to do sumthing original
by cubandude911 July 29, 2011
Get the Palm Coastmug. by Helpless February 8, 2013
Get the Palm coastmug. a boring ass town with absoultly nothing to do where everyone goes to walmart for fun and does drugs to pass time and is also a retirement county where lots of old people live.
by lil campy October 15, 2008
Get the palm coastmug. the absolute worst, but at the same time, best place you will ever go to. a town in florida consisting of nothing but woods and never-ending roads, a badass lacrosse team, and scene kids. there's absolutely nothing to do but fuck shit up at walmart at three in the morning, go to taco bell, and do drugs. no matter how much you say you hate it here, the second you leave, you'll find yourself wanting to come back more than ever.
by bigb00tybitches December 19, 2010
Get the palm coastmug. First, poop on every piece of furniture you own.
Second, let it marinate for 3-4 weeks.
When fully basted, switch around all the furniture, turn the lights off, turn them back on, and then buy new furniture.
Second, let it marinate for 3-4 weeks.
When fully basted, switch around all the furniture, turn the lights off, turn them back on, and then buy new furniture.
City Furniture is having a big sale, I need new furniture because Tommy did the palm coast shuffle at my house.
by snoopdoggg August 26, 2007
Get the palm coast shufflemug. 1. A person who lives in the city of Palm Coast Florida, who constantly complains about the city they live in.
2. A person who was raised in the city of Palm Coast Florida, who does nothing to further themselves in life, or even try to get out of this so called "lame" town of Palm Coast.
3. A person who moved to the city of Palm Coast Florida, who didn't do ANY research about the area, and blames everyone but themselves for not liking the city THEY decided to move to.
4. A person who lives in the city of Palm Coast Florida, who completely disregards the beauty in the 52 square miles of Palm Coast, all because they don't like their neighbors.
5. A person who lives in the city of Palm Coast Florida, who complains about the lack of jobs in Palm Coast, disregarding the fact they have an IQ of 55 and are barely qualified to flip burgers.
6. A person who lives in the city of Palm Coast Florida, and spends their time on Urban Dictionary & other online places complaining about the city of Palm Coast, instead of actually trying to make the city or their own lives any better.
2. A person who was raised in the city of Palm Coast Florida, who does nothing to further themselves in life, or even try to get out of this so called "lame" town of Palm Coast.
3. A person who moved to the city of Palm Coast Florida, who didn't do ANY research about the area, and blames everyone but themselves for not liking the city THEY decided to move to.
4. A person who lives in the city of Palm Coast Florida, who completely disregards the beauty in the 52 square miles of Palm Coast, all because they don't like their neighbors.
5. A person who lives in the city of Palm Coast Florida, who complains about the lack of jobs in Palm Coast, disregarding the fact they have an IQ of 55 and are barely qualified to flip burgers.
6. A person who lives in the city of Palm Coast Florida, and spends their time on Urban Dictionary & other online places complaining about the city of Palm Coast, instead of actually trying to make the city or their own lives any better.
Palm Coast Grumbler; "Palm Coast is soooo f*cking lame! I hate this stupid town!"
Average person; "Then move. If you don't like it here, leave."
Palm Coast Grumbler; "Huh? Shut the f*ck up!"
Average person; "Sounds like you're part of the entitled generation, not too bright, & a drain on society."
Palm Coast Grumbler; "I F*CKING HATE THIS TOWN!"
Average person; "Then move. If you don't like it here, leave."
Palm Coast Grumbler; "Huh? Shut the f*ck up!"
Average person; "Sounds like you're part of the entitled generation, not too bright, & a drain on society."
Palm Coast Grumbler; "I F*CKING HATE THIS TOWN!"
by EnjoyingPalmCoast December 9, 2013
Get the Palm Coast Grumblermug. A great little City on the Florida east coast. It is between St Augustine and Daytona Beach, 60 miles south of Jacksonville. If your are looking for a lot of excitement, no night life here, lots of precipitant sports for young and old. We live here and think it is a great place to live, very little crime, check the Flagler County Sheriffs Department.
by den-den February 19, 2015
Get the Palm Coast, Floridamug.