painting the walls

when a guy is so drunk that when he goes to take a piss, he can't control himself, thus pissing everywhere and anywhere around him.

"last night, my roomate went out to a bar, and this morning i found out that he had been painting the walls.

by T. O'Mally April 14, 2009

Paint the walls red

Being in a depressive state ready to blow your brains out onto the wall.

“Dude this final is gonna make me paint the walls red”

by Nleooon January 25, 2022

paint your walls

The process of ejaculation inside your partner while having unprotected sex.

She wanted anal sex so I said I'm going to paint your walls.

by Issey5758 October 23, 2017

Paint The Walls Pink

A phrase used when a male sees a female he would like to have sex with.

Brad: "What Do You Think About That Sexy Chick Over There?"
Craig: "I'd Paint The Walls Pink!"
Brad: "& Make Her Brown Eye Blink?"
Craig: "You Daaaaamn Skippy!"

by Bill Bixby May 16, 2005

paint my walls

I want my man to ejaculate inside my vagina

I love you so much , I want you to paint my walls baby

by anonymous January 1, 2022

paint the wall

To vomit in a projectile fashion.

Don't paint the wall, man. Hurl in the shitter.

by Pinkie LeStrange April 3, 2010

paint wall

Wtf would you look this up if you weren’t bored?

Why the hell did this person look up paint wall?

by Fuckyouruncle April 10, 2020