peedywacker

!. a dick

Haha. His peedywacker is so small!!

by KyaBear January 6, 2011

pallywacker

A person that sticks to the experienced guy in a demo derby and only hits another car when it only benefits him.

"Ahh. He's not doing anything. Freekin' pallywacker!"

by Big Nate May 19, 2004

Paddywanker

A social worker that jerks off to bestiality.

Dave has absolutely no life. He is a stay at home Paddywanker.

by Britishlad May 11, 2016

Pattywacker

A kitchen tool used for splitting frozen burgers and other frozen foods.

Jim used the pattywacker to split apart the burgers instead of a knife.

by pattywacker May 14, 2012

Paddywhacked

To commit to do something with someone, only to appease them and not actually do.

Person A: We are going to celebrate a friends' birthday tomorrow night. Join us (insert location/time).

Person B: Sounds goods, I look forward to it. See you tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night comes, Person B is not there. You, believing they would be there due to previous conversation, have been officially Paddywhacked.

by AnotherPaddyVictim January 27, 2012

paddywhaker

spanking stick for Irishmen

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Paddywhacked

To be killed by an Irishman.

"That poor British bastard."

"how'd he go?"

"Was fuckin paddywhacked"

by Henry McByrd July 9, 2009