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Paddle Pop lion

The cartoon mascot for the ice cream snacks called "Paddle Pops" made in Australia. The mascot, which is a lion, looks suspiciously like Chad Kroeger, the lead singer/ homosexual tool from Nickleback.
Compare the Paddle Pop lion to that douche Chad; it's freaky how much they look alike.
by Key Lime :D August 3, 2010
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Paddleboat

Similar to motorboating, a successful paddle boat is performed by inserting your index finger into the exposed cleavage of a girl and wiggling it back and forth.
I got drunk and his girl wouldn't let me motorboat her so I paddleboated her.
by jacks finger January 13, 2014
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paddlefoot

An old drunk man who sits on the edge of a river and drinks himself into a stupor while kicking his feet in the water like a little kid.
Serena's uncle was such a paddlefoot. You never found him without a bottle in his hand, and he was always within 3 millimetres of some river or other.
by J L M R March 21, 2008
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Paddlepalooza

a conoe trip on a river that is bad ass
We went on a paddlepalooza along the st. croix river with the IT and Support departments
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piddlepot

the toilet, loo, wash closet. whatever you want to call it.
-"I'll catch up with you in a second, just have to dash to the piddlepot to spend a penny"
by hokjbajd March 14, 2011
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Paddleboating

(verb)

Similar to 'motorboating', a person rapidly jostles another's chest area with their face. However, in cases where breasts are too small, unsavory, or the target of the 'boating' is a male with defined pecs or gross 'moobs', this is met with the urge to throw up, cry, or play in traffic.
"I went to motorboat Joe's girlfriend but I ended up paddleboating her non-existant tits"
"I think Greg was drunk when he decided to paddleboat fat Steve"
"Chris's pecs were so hard I felt like I was paddleboating two boulders"
by Ragehound December 16, 2013
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Paddleboat

The act of motorboating a girls ass. Putting your face in between the cheeks and shaking your head while blowing air through your lips to make them slap together.
I paddleboated your mum last night, she loved it.
by L - dog May 28, 2014
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