This is an acronym standing for Police Your Turds. You know the situation, some scumbucket of a co-worker has just used the crapper and you, with a bad case of green apple splatters, have no choice but to use it after them. There, in the toilet bowl, is lurking a truly vile, obnoxious and disgusting turd left there by the previous user who did not check to ensure that everything had been flushed away. Similar to Police Your Brass, a sign saying PYT – Police Your Turds should be on the back of every communal WC so that anti-social, brain-dead fuckwits have no excuse.
“That cunt Malcolm left a toilet bowl full of turds, I told the fat fuck PYT but he just looked at me blankly.”
“That shitbag should have a huge cork hammered up his fat arse be taken to a desert and force fed laxatives until he explodes. The fertilisation of the area would be the first useful thing he’s ever done!”
“That shitbag should have a huge cork hammered up his fat arse be taken to a desert and force fed laxatives until he explodes. The fertilisation of the area would be the first useful thing he’s ever done!”
by AKACroatalin November 14, 2016
Get the PYTmug. Pretty Young Thing
Used by an old singer called Michel Jackson, I believe, but it was twenty years ago (in the 80's)!!!
In summer 2007, a french electronic music group JUSTICE sang it in their blasting hit D.A.N.C.E.
Used by an old singer called Michel Jackson, I believe, but it was twenty years ago (in the 80's)!!!
In summer 2007, a french electronic music group JUSTICE sang it in their blasting hit D.A.N.C.E.
by BenCo January 10, 2009
Get the PYTmug. by (Insert Super Clever Name) October 11, 2011
Get the PYTmug. According to 'Another Cinderella Story', it stands for Paid, Young, and Taking on the World from the Driver's Seat.
"You're the New Classic, You're the new PYT."
by Ale :) February 8, 2009
Get the PYTmug. "Pretty Young Thing" as in a sexy, younger man. Term is used by a (slightly) older women to refer to her boy toy.
by hiscougarallday April 23, 2009
Get the PYTmug. Definition: Pretty young thing
Origins: From Michael Jackson's song "P.Y.T (Pretty Young Thing)"
Pronunciation: Like saying "pit"
Origins: From Michael Jackson's song "P.Y.T (Pretty Young Thing)"
Pronunciation: Like saying "pit"
by Keinem February 10, 2022
Get the Pytmug.