put it in me

1. to insert ones penis into ones vagina

scott...put it in me!!!!!

by Princess Pussy Willow December 5, 2004

Put it in the kitchenaid

When things just aren’t going your way and you have no more options left, don’t worry! The Kitchenaid can solve all of your problems!

Your mom grounded you and took your phone?
Put her in the kitchenaid

You dropped your phone in the toilet?
Put it in the kitchenaid

Your boss won’t give you a raise?
Put em in the kitchenaid

Your grades are terrible???
Put them in the kitchenaid

by Putitinthekitchenaid April 10, 2019

Put it in the air

To blaze chronic. To spark it up. Have a PPG party. What you say when you don't want to say anything.

"Holla at me later; we'll put it in the air."

by Kang_O_Slang May 21, 2006

Put it in her butt

The most common advice you will be given if you ever consult a member of the MX forums on complex relationship issues.

Desperate person - "I love this girl, she's really special to me but I don't know what I should do to get her to notice how much I want to be with her..."

MXican - "Put it in her butt." :naughty:

by Homicidal_Klown August 14, 2005

put it in your butt

any term used to describe a question that can not be answered specifically with a specific answer so shall speak and say, "put it in your butt."

Mel: "So, when are we leaving."
Fro: (walking through room) randomly answers "Put it in your butt."

by Fro June 12, 2004

Put it in the yard

Forget about it or not be worried about something.

Hey man it's all good just put it in the yard, we're still good.

by Ramos86j November 7, 2017

Put it in my ass

When a wife is having sex with her husband and wants to get it over with as quickly as possible, she will typically instruct him to put it in her ass.

This expression has come over into everyday usage as a way of expressing urgency or impatience, when you want to take charge of a situation and bring it to a swift end. Especially useful when the action that needs to be taken is blatantly obvious to everyone involved.

Ugh, you've been hogging the drinking fountain for entirely too long. Just put it in my ass, already!

Robert, your work on the Henderson file has been spectacular. However, our deadline is looming, and you still need to interview four witnesses. If we're going to win this case, you need to step up and put it in my ass.

This has been great, but I've only got five minutes until my lunch break is over. Put it in my ass!

by Valentino Peoria April 22, 2017