PUMA

The male butthole or anus, used in a sexualized context.

Synonyms: boypussy, manhole, mancunt.

I saw that dude sitting in the sauna with his legs spread so wide his PUMA was winking at me.

Your ass is so hairy - how do you wipe? Your PUMA has to be filthy!

by KÅES March 02, 2020

PUMA

Possibly the

Ugliest

Man

Alive

damn, Eric is PUMA!!!

by patrick golub July 28, 2006

PUMA

an acronym my friend and i have made up so that we dont disgust the boys in our class.
PUMA stands for "Pad Up My Ass".

girl 1: aw man, i have my period..
girl 2: oh really?
girl 1: yeah, i have a PUMA.

boy 1: wtf is PUMA?

by aleesshhaa... March 05, 2007

puma

An attractive woman in her late 20s or early 30s. She is a pre-cougar/urban cougar.

I think that puma just grabbed my ass.

by anonymous January 03, 2004

Puma

A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).

When Megan Fox becomes a puma, she'll probably look like a jaguar.

by LadyByrd May 28, 2011

PUMAS

the most KICKING ASS SHOES IN THE WORLD
used for various things-walking, running, soccer, curbstomping emo kids

emo-hey look at my kick ass etnies
person with pumas- hey,taste the curb

by ThePoorGuy September 03, 2006

Puma

One step before cougar

Random Downtown Smiley Puma: "look at you all dressed up"

Me: "you're a lil puma aren't you?"

Puma: "what's a puma?"

Me: "like one notch before a cougar"

by Mbenji September 06, 2013