puch

A mix between a punch and a push. The move was invented by sexually confused Twitter users and hardcore mobile gamers.

Old Birb🇺🇲11: I should give up: "I want to puch stonetoss in the face so badly"

by Fren Lee March 12, 2021

puch

a puch is somebody that likes to get anal butt fucked by big brolick boys and under age girls

that guy is a puch i heard

by biggbootybutthush445 August 2, 2023

:puch

A typo some retard made while trying to send a punching emote on discord

Person 1: :puch
Person 1: Don't you fucking dare
Person 2: :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch :puch

by Human Scum June 24, 2020

Puch Maxi

Puch Maxi is a moped manufactured by Puch throughout the 1970's and 1980's. The moped comes in several models with both pedals and kickstart.
It was popular in the years of manufacturing since it was a good affordable moped. Though with the years it has become more expensive and almost sacred to moped drivers due to the mainstream fandom and popularity it has.

"Had you heard James bought a Puch Maxi?"
"I'm saving money for a moped. I think I'll go with a Puch Maxi."

by Screw_JayDuck July 10, 2020

sucker puch

when someone is punched by someone else when they did not know it was about to happen, sucker punch.

puched from behind sucker puch.

by me, jack May 28, 2007

puchkokiii

a combo of a man whore, man slut (with man boobs) who is puertorican and is a complete loser and tries to get with ppl when he has the hottest nicest girlfriend ever and hates ppl named kelly

(credit to kelly =)

omg, i can't believe he did that to you, he is such a puchkokiii!

by lovelyyy February 4, 2008

Kuchi Puchi

An adjective, the term generally used for a cute girl while praising and showing affection, that to in a short sweet and time efficient way. However it can also be used to refer to those crappy talks to impress a random bangable chick. It can also be termed as an act of love out of lust. you ran into a hot chick the other day and made out with her. also had a date and other chessy stuffs and pickup line, so when your retarded friend refes to this incident to your other homes, he finds in inapproprite to explain every excruciating details. To save the trouble he says you see the guy over there, yes he did kuchi puchi to that girl

Oh! man, she looks so cute, I want to kuchi puchi her!!
I am so busy tonight, I have to kuchi puchi this girl.

by arinoo7 March 22, 2017