proud

the most beautiful, talented, kind hearted girl you will ever meet . she is definitely not a smile after a loud fart

Wow she’s such a Proud

by peppapig666 March 4, 2021

Proud

Proud is a person like marlin that thinks they are the shit and think of themselves as a CEO boss

Ty “Man how proud is marlin being today”

Roni “Omg I know, he thinks he’s some CEO boss guy now since he started working at the aggregates”

by roniandrettforever November 28, 2021

Proud Republican

An insult in disguise. Someone who is ignorant or unaware of the massive number of failures by the Republican Party

My Proud Republican uncle was totally unaware that 25 Republican failed states are dependent on handouts from the Democrats and have massive widespread poverty, or that Republican states have 3-6 times the homicide rate of their Democratic counterparts. He thinks they are self sufficient and well behaved! Can you believe it?

by Davezilla July 7, 2019

proud doctor

Noun: Term used to describe an individual who considers themselves a doctor although never attended medical school. It can also be used to describe anybody who is such a tool they call themselves a doctor in their online persona.

That chiropractor is such a proud doctor, he acts like he saves lives by giving back rubs.

by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013

proud doctor

Noun: A type of doctor who is able to outwit society by using medical quackery and claims that he/she is an expert at every subject.

The proud doctor was a self proclaimed insurance, landscaping, military, and Sno-Cone expert.

by Grand Firctionary January 17, 2014

proud father

(Noun): A father who cannot accept the fact his kid sucks at sports and will complain about playing time to coaches, managers, law enforcement, congress, the president, etc.. If the father still acts this way when his child is in college then he becomes a proud grandfather.

Why they hell did Jimbo write the letter to the school board about his son warming the bench the entire game, doesn't the proud father know the last time coach played Jimbo Jr., he score a basket for the other team.

by MJVFB January 22, 2014

Proud Papa Glance

When you're done taking a dump and you stand and turn around to admire your mudbaby. Dismay is a common reaction, as some may spot peanuts, corn, or other bits of partially digested foods, yet they are certain that they hadn't eaten such things recently.

Tommy's kinda upset today. This morning, as he engaged in a Proud Papa Glance, he saw that it was riddled with peanuts, but he's allergic and can't eat peanuts! Leads him to believe he's not the real father of that turd.

by 6-Pack Jack July 26, 2011