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Prolonged-Soon

"Gonna go to the kitchen prolonged-soon to get a sandwich but I'm currently lazy"
by Mr.Mac34 April 29, 2015
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Prolonged meme

A prolonged meme is a meme that’s lifetime is unexpectedly extended variably. Some recent examples of this include the Low Taper Fade meme, 67, and the monthly Dancing Cows.
Person X: 67 is the longest prolonged meme!
Person Y: No, its Lowww taper fade!
by ButterzDoomed November 1, 2025
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Technology prolonged shit

When you stay on the toilet for about an hour or more after you actually shit because you brought your smartphone, 3DS, vibrator, etc.
Welp, it's poopin' time!

*grabs smartphone*

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*flush*

*walks out to post-apocalyptic Earth*

Aw man, another technology prolonged shit.
by FistBomb060 March 1, 2014
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Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus
by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019
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Twin pronged attack

Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.
I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.
by Hark Marper February 4, 2009
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Zero pronged fork

I eat cereal with a zero pronged fork.
by ClayCrompton June 9, 2020
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prolong

1. to lengthen out in time; extend the duration of; cause to continue longer: to prolong one's stay abroad.
2. to make longer in spatial extent: to prolong a line.
"Where grizzlies do follow through on a charge and actually attack, they will usually bite at the head. The best defense is to lie prone, face down, legs spread to make it harder for the bear to flip you over, and hands gripped around the neck. Normally, once a grizzly is sure you are no longer a threat, it will leave. This is why most wildlife agencies in grizzly country advise that people play dead if attacked. Struggling or fighting back will almost certainly intensify and prolong the attack.
by D-Magnum May 22, 2008
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