pouse

Sometimes when you poop, it's more like mouse. So, POUSE. Often the texture of hair mouse, or spray foam. Sometimes when brought on my antibiotics or menstruation, it can look just like brown shaving cream (foam not gel). Usually a Shit

Explosion, it doesn't come in like a lamb or anything.

"Yo, Adam...I got pouse coming out ova hee-yah. Youse guys gotta come see this shit!!!"

by bethisgangsta July 11, 2014

Pouse

See also pussy.

1. Someone who is cowardly.

2. An overweight cat

Joey C is the biggest pouse in America.

by Hissing December 14, 2018

pouse

A time of day to smoke weed

"Yes bro, where's that pot?" Its not pouse yet

by waggies May 15, 2015

fatty pouse

n: 1- a somewhat husky girl
2- a girl with a paunch

that waitress is a bit of a fatty pouse

by d-man December 11, 2003

Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.

by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012

Loose Poose Juice

Loose Poose Juice (commonly known as LPJ) is the term used to measure the quantity, normally in fluid ounces, of bullshit that comes out of one's mouth when stimulated with a topic that pressures them to give a response, regardless of if it's the correct answer or not. Sometimes normally overly exaggerated or just completely untrue. The answer has about as much weight to it as a bucket of LPJ.

"You wouldn't believe the amout of LPJ this guy was feeding me when he was telling me about this girl he was with."

"Those Rude people over there are just full of that loose poose juice with the things they tell me."

"I could drown in the amount of loose poose juice coming out of that dude's mouth."

by Vinacular V June 9, 2018

Lost Pause

A guy on the Internet that makes money by staring at boobs all day. Otherwise known as Noble.

Lost Pause just made cringe-worthy shit yesterday. Though, it was pretty funny.

by A Person on the Internet. June 19, 2016