You don’t get many of those to the pound

Archaic British expression usually referring to big tits (breasts) on a bird (female human).

Guy (seeing a girl with massive breasts) “You don’t get many of those to the pound”.

by keith from frimley November 13, 2022

pound your ass

A threat or an expression of desire. Pound your ass can be both simultaneously

1. Dad's going to pound your ass when he sees the bumper on the Mustang!
2. I like {big butts} and I can not lie, I'm going to pound your ass and make you cry...

by Global Feats May 6, 2016

Pound your egg

A droll and catchy pick up line guaranteed to woo the ladies,

I thought maybe after a chardonnay and a strawberry torte, we could go back to my place and I could.. You know...Pound your egg.

by The Seeker!!!!22 April 19, 2009

pound your pud

To pound your pud means to jack off forcefully.

When you wake up, you often just NEED to pound your pud!

by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021

pound your meat

The pounding of your meat is considered the most intense form of masturbation that a male can achieve. Essentially you beat your meat so hard that the pure force of the motion creates a sound wave so powerful that it breaks the sound barriers. When trying to achieve this pure strength of wanking, it is advised to wear protective material such as glasses and gloves for there may be shrapnel.

Person 1:"Dude I can't sleep at night. It sounds like an airplane in your room. You've really gotta stop pounding your meat."
Person 2:"You're just jealous that you don't know how to pound your meat like me."

by anon1400/800 June 11, 2018

pound your gavel

slang for masturbation, mainly for a judge. see also beat your jesus, and fluff the garfeild

the court rules we take a break, so i can pound my gavel with a little privacy

by T-Dog! March 31, 2003

Pound your mound

To part the meat curtains, have sex. Especially girls named Sandy.

Baby, I could pound your mound all day, but I gotta go.

by moundpounder420 August 2, 2018