Possessed

The result of a spirit/figure taking possession of one's body or heavily influencing them.

Oh my god, Trea Turner is a possessed man right now. He's gone yard 4 times in the last 3 games and has 21 total bases.

by zoboomaf00 August 30, 2023

Possessed

Possessed means someone was possessed by a devil or anything.

Kai was possessed by an devil!

by MacroUser May 27, 2024

Possessed

Someone possessed by a devil or anything.

Kai looks possessed when he sleeps in his bed.

by MacroUser June 13, 2024

Possessed Shit

A shit so demonic the foul stench has abandoned the toilet and crept through rooms and hit unsuspecting victims.

Dennis: What the fuck?
Joe: Yeah Gunther dropped a huge shit in the toilet and well..It was a possessed shit..
Dennis: But the toilet is four rooms away!
Joe: Like I said, it's possessed.

by Ryan.. May 29, 2007

Possessed Ghost

A noun referring to a ghost that has become possessed by another ghost; a noun referring to a human that has become possessed by a ghost and/or a possessed ghost; an adjective used to describe a crazy person or one who is literally possessed, whether by a ghost or a possessed ghost.

Last night I saw a possessed ghost outside. It just stood stood there, flailing its head back and forth. At Walmart, I saw a possessed ghost that was throwing food all over the place. I think I am becoming a possessed ghost because I keep forgetting things and have been acting crazy lately.

by LiLRicky97 January 9, 2016

possessed by a Karen

When you take a problematic female less seriously because of institutionalized sexism, assuming she has no real power though she directly or indirectly benefits from (usualluy white) privilege. With prolonged exposure, the sheer force of empathy will erode your sense of self and you will start to rationalize Karen antics. Exacerbated by mental illness, attractiveness, vacillating from self-deprecation to self-aggrandizement, and irony poisoning.

"I know she says problematic things but her absurd takes make me lmao."
"Just be careful you don't get possessed by a Karen."

by poocsytipoop January 21, 2021

Possessed by Conti

Absolute menace, loss of all memories, sometimes unconscious especially after substantial amount of drinking.

English: I couldn't remember this wine at all! I was possessed by Conti last night.

French: La vache, tu es possédé par conti totalement hier soir !
中文：我昨晚康帝附身，什么都不记得了

by vz123 June 3, 2025