Pork doors

The entrance to a girls vagina. Alternative name for gammon flaps.

We got into bed and I smashed open her pork doors with my meat sword.

by The ballbasaur mason May 6, 2018

Pork Dagger

penis, dick, cock, ye-ye, manly hood

get yo pork dagger outta yo hand before lafonda see what you be up to

by Robert Solo February 23, 2011

Pork Danglies

Fuckin awesome euphemism for a vagina.

"Damn look at that stripper's pork danglies!"

by PSYCHO DANE September 10, 2006

pork donut

Anal with a fat bitch

I pulled a whale yesterday and she craved anal so I gave her a pork donut.

by Loveable Rogue May 26, 2016

Pork down memory lane

Sex with an ex-lover you haven't seen in awhile.

How did your meeting with your ex-girlfriend go? Oh really great. It ended with a pork down memory lane!

by BeeArr January 16, 2011

Pork demon

An ass raping monkey.

That pork demon named Brody tries to do the nasty in my ass.

by Thecheesedoodle February 2, 2009

Pork dust

The savory crumbles at the bottom of a bag of pork rinds.

I got dibs on the pork dust.

by Russell Moobs August 3, 2010